01 - Preheat oven to 375°F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
02 - In a medium bowl, combine cream cheese, cheddar cheese, garlic, smoked paprika, onion powder, salt, and pepper until smooth.
03 - Fill each jalapeño half with the cheese mixture, smoothing the top evenly.
04 - Unroll the crescent dough and cut into thin strips about 1/4 inch wide.
05 - Wrap each stuffed jalapeño with dough strips, leaving a small gap near the top for the eyes.
06 - Place the wrapped poppers on the prepared baking sheet and brush lightly with beaten egg.
07 - Bake for 16-18 minutes, or until the dough is golden brown and fully cooked through.
08 - Cool slightly, then press two candy eyes or olive slices into each popper where you left space for the face.
09 - Serve warm while the cheese is still melted and creamy.